Blaise Tapp, in his column of February 4, says ‘...there have been occasions when I have nipped into a shop for a paper or a bacon barm before hopping in the shower and, maybe, wearing under garments from the previous day but you’d never know’.
Well that may be true, but he would soon be noticed after emerging from the shower in soaking wet underclothes, and carrying a pulped newspaper and soggy bacon barm.
Spinney Close, Hurstpierpoint
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