So, when the 'coneing' gets tough, the tough get 'coneing'
Thank goodness we have now moved on from those bad old days, reminiscent of "Conean" the Barbarian, when free thinking was not tolerated.
In these more enlightened times, we youngsters are involved in so much more than just traffic duty.
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Surely Major Roadworks-Ahead can see we youngsters are still carrying on the tradition of chaos and "conefusion", which he and his colleagues required thousands of members to achieve, on the major routes of Great Britain.
Let's not "conefuse" progress with moving forwards. Join the youngsters and be part of the new movement.
Remember "Conefucius" say: "Ever backwards and downwards."
C.Onehead
aka Peter Corry
Shoreham Beach